1 00:00:01,290 --> 00:00:08,150 Just becomes a sigh, and soon there's nothing you won't 2 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:14,810 try. Between the sheets, the heat is on, and the leap 3 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:17,610 for the morning comes. 4 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:25,070 I find it's where you'll meet every kind. You'll see the pros 5 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:28,630 and cons between the sheets. 6 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:09,970 This thing stinks. 7 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,150 Yeah, it stinks all right. 8 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:13,730 Jesus. 9 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,510 Jesus, God. 10 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,230 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 11 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:26,370 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 12 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:27,289 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 13 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:27,330 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 14 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:27,369 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 15 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:27,370 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 16 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,370 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 17 00:01:49,679 --> 00:01:50,679 Hey, that's nice. 18 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,080 Yeah. 19 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,400 Yeah, that's all right. 20 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,500 Hey, let's get a beer, huh? 21 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Yeah. 22 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,200 Let's do it. 23 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:27,750 Okay. Gesundheit. 24 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:30,870 Thank you. 25 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:50,390 You're talking to me. 26 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,360 What do you say, kid? 27 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:59,000 The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the air is fresh, not a cloud 28 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 in the sky. 29 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,500 Come on, what do you say we slip to join and get a drink somewhere? 30 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,340 Sorry, but I don't drink. 31 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,620 So who drinks? 32 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,100 I was thinking more of... What? 33 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,020 My dear was only a suggestion. 34 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,520 I know, but that's why it's merely suggested. 35 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,160 Anybody ever tell you you got great pants? 36 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,060 I think I've heard just about enough. 37 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,600 My dear, you're blushing. 38 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:39,280 Let's stop playing these frivolous games. I mean, I was looking at you, and 39 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,320 you were looking at me, and... Well, it's in the stars. 40 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:47,780 And if I'm not mistaken, I... I think I felt your foam ripple. 41 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,280 Oh. 42 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,030 Looking at you kind of makes my springs warm. 43 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,170 Oops. 44 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:56,450 Excuse me. 45 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:58,290 How embarrassing. 46 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:03,250 You know, you remind me of a girl I once knew during the big one. 47 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:04,910 Big what? 48 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:07,050 War, sweet cakes, war. 49 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:10,930 Hmm. I bet she was a twin size. 50 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,070 No, a queen. 51 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:17,550 It was during the big war, the War for Independence, 1773. 52 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:22,170 Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light? 53 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,230 She was shy. 54 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:25,510 I was aggressive. 55 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:30,810 You mean to tell me that you had an affair with a queen size during the 56 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:31,810 Revolutionary War? 57 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:36,170 Well, let's just say I was an uninhibited third party. 58 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,270 It was cold. 59 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:42,170 As I recall, the snow was falling. 60 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:58,610 Come here. 61 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,310 You're chilly out. 62 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,550 Yes. 63 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,330 Lady, I beseech you. 64 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,240 One kiss, and one kiss only. 65 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,720 Oh, no, no, no, no, I can't. Oh, but you must. 66 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:35,140 No, no, no, no, I can't. But you must. No, no, I can't. 67 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,120 Well, perhaps the sky were to fall. 68 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:43,780 Would you kiss me then? 69 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:46,900 Perhaps. 70 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:51,460 Well, perhaps I were a man just passionate about your bosom. Oh! 71 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,700 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my dear lady. It's just that when the moon gets full, well, 72 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:03,280 I become a prisoner of my own passions. I am sorry. It won't happen again. 73 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,260 I should hope not. 74 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:20,000 My dear maiden, I have here in my pouch some excellent tea and... 75 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:24,470 Even though the colonies are winning the war, I should like to trade this tea for 76 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,930 perhaps the smell of your perfume. 77 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:29,550 Didst thou say tea, my lord? 78 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:30,970 Yes, tea is what I said. 79 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:38,230 Oh, forgive my unseemly curiosity, but it has 80 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:44,070 been near six months since I and numerous other fair maidens have even 81 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,910 sipped even so much as a small sip of tea. 82 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:59,400 Well then, my dear lady, what is it you wish to sacrifice for a 83 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,480 mere taste of this succulent leaf? 84 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:04,580 Sacrifice, my lord? 85 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,520 A passionate embrace, perhaps? 86 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,900 No, no, no. A passionate embrace is but a mere suggestion of impatience. 87 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,510 No, I'm sorry. Another offer must be made. 88 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:27,650 A peck of much tenderness on thy cheek? 89 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:33,130 Would that serve thy purpose for just a taste of thy tea? No, no, no. A tiny 90 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:37,150 peck on the cheek. Why, that is a mere indication of fondness. 91 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:44,970 In order for me to relinquish my leave, well, a much more amorous 92 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:46,470 suggestion must be made. 93 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,780 I must confess, Lord Dukemeyer, I'm baffled. 94 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,860 Lady, do you not find me a man of much desire? 95 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,880 Oh, yes, Lord Dukemeyer. Well, then, do you want more than just a passionate 96 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,280 embrace and a kiss on the cheek? 97 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,920 Yes, my lord. 98 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,560 So? 99 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,520 So? 100 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,900 Yes, so? 101 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:21,910 Be the light. 102 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:26,790 Very well, lustful lord. Shut thine eyes. 103 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:37,610 No, no, no! 104 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:42,730 I do not want a passionate embrace, nor do I want a kiss on the cheek. 105 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:45,530 I want to smell thy perfume. 106 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:47,830 Relations. 107 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,810 Relations? Yes, you silly twit. Relations. 108 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,410 My lord, what are relations? 109 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,190 Relations, you know. 110 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:02,150 Marriment. 111 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:06,690 Copulation. 112 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,850 But you must, dear lady, you must. 113 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,950 Now you, you close your eyes. 114 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,110 Come on, close your eyes. 115 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,270 Close my eyes? Yes, close them. 116 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:31,970 There, tell me, Laura. 117 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:34,930 There, mine eyes are closed. 118 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,270 Good. 119 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:41,310 Oh, my dear lady, what is it you see? 120 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:44,570 Demons! 121 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:47,790 Demons? I see demons! 122 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 Go on. 123 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,500 Demons squeezing the air out of me with no mercy. 124 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,100 Shouting slogans of wild exultation. 125 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,620 Such as? 126 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,700 Such as? 127 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,020 Oh. 128 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,800 It's so high. 129 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,010 Dad! Dad! Dad! 130 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:41,370 Oh, yeah? 131 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,010 is odd, isn't it? 132 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,270 Yeah, it sure is. 133 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,850 You know, nobody talks anymore. 134 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,510 Everybody's so busy, busy, busy. 135 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:38,970 Tell me, my dear, uh, whatever happened to the days where men were men and where 136 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:42,870 a dime was worth a dime? And where a plate of soup got a plate of soup? 137 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,610 Hey, uh, you know... Oh, 138 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,350 no, thanks. 139 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,310 Maybe later. 140 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,690 Why? 141 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,090 Just one touch. 142 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,490 N-O, no. 143 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:03,030 You know, that's the problem today with you mattresses. No communication. 144 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,910 Talk about it, but no. 145 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,370 You probably got a headache, right? 146 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:10,910 Nobody talks. 147 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,170 Nobody. 148 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,830 Except once. 149 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,690 Not too long ago. 150 00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:21,850 Want a drink? 151 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,189 Don't drink? 152 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,190 No, I'm positive. 153 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:26,530 Don't drink? 154 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,630 You don't want to drink? 155 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,550 I'll drink with you. 156 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:31,830 Glad to. 157 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:38,890 Won't you, kid? 158 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,610 So? 159 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,590 How's work? 160 00:16:53,739 --> 00:16:54,739 Good. Good. 161 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880 Very good. 162 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,599 Lisa. 163 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,060 Mm-hmm? You know that opening in advertising? 164 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,060 I got some ideas. No, Tim. I want to tell you about this. Tim. You're going 165 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,859 to love it. I swear, this is going to not be good. Can we wait? 166 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,359 No, no, no. You better. 167 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,480 Listen to this. Listen to this. You got three agencies, right? 168 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,680 Okay, so what I want to do is to take those reagents and consolidate them. 169 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,720 Tim! 170 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,619 The position's closed. 171 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,319 The position's closed? 172 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,740 Just like that? 173 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,040 Yeah, I'm sorry. 174 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,780 I wanted to tell you, but, you know. 175 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 No. 176 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,020 I don't know. 177 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,640 Why don't you tell me? 178 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,980 Huh? We filled it about five days ago. 179 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880 I'm sorry. 180 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,330 Five days ago. 181 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,490 Why didn't you tell me? 182 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:57,910 I tried to tell you, but... But? 183 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:03,430 What? Oh, you know, folders and papers. I just didn't want to get into it. 184 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:06,690 My future, and you just didn't want to get into it. 185 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,290 That's tremendous. 186 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,650 I'm sorry. It must have been a terrible inconvenience for you. 187 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,090 What am I supposed to say? 188 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,050 Was it up to me? 189 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,790 Well, it wasn't up to me. 190 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,110 Albert's got his hands in my pants. Wilson's making the decisions. 191 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,110 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 192 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,790 Take my job. 193 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:36,110 I mean, if it means that fucking much to you, why don't you just take it? 194 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:46,730 What am I supposed to do? 195 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960 I don't know. 196 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,020 You gotta be kidding. 197 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,260 Come on. 198 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,200 You break my nuts over a job and you want me to fuck you now? 199 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,620 Hey. 200 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,080 Look at me, I'm your friend. 201 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,800 Come on. 202 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,680 You a lady love? 203 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,070 I'm sitting here hating your guts. Do you want to fuck me? Is that it? 204 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,990 Oh, you don't hate me. 205 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,770 You piece of turd. 206 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:35,550 You are... You're fucking unbelievable. 207 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:45,230 You cold-hearted little bitch. 208 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,600 What, guys who hate you? Is that it? 209 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 That's it, huh? 210 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,380 That's the game we're in? 211 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,240 That's the game? 212 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,480 That's the game, huh? 213 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200 Kiss me. 214 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,640 Lick my hip over here. 215 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,280 I love you, Jimmy. 216 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,740 You love to rip it. 217 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,180 Especially when you... You love. 218 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,670 Good night. 219 00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:56,890 Good 220 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:17,330 night. 221 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,220 Bye. Oh. 222 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,880 Oh. Oh. 223 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,900 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 224 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,240 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 225 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,040 Oh. Oh. Oh. 226 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,119 Oh. 227 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,120 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 228 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,180 Give me home. Home. 229 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,820 I'm not going to stick that thing in me. Yeah, I think I am. 230 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,020 Okay. 231 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:39,540 Oh, yeah. 232 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,920 Oh, yeah. 233 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,460 Throne. 234 00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:31,090 so so so 235 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:13,810 Why the hell not? 236 00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:19,670 Well, this may sound old-fashioned and everything, but I don't know you well 237 00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:21,750 enough. I mean, really. 238 00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:23,410 We just met. 239 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,190 You know, you got spunk. 240 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:29,830 Oh, thank you. I hate spunk. 241 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:35,050 Well, I always thought that love was supposed to be... Wait a minute. 242 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,750 You're not getting sentimental on me, are you? 243 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:42,230 I mean, I got my life, you got your life, and after tomorrow, who knows? We 244 00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:44,370 could be ships on a passing sea. 245 00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:47,670 So what do you say? Let's... No. 246 00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:51,690 Eh, whatever happened to the days of free love? 247 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:54,390 Eh, free love. 248 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:57,210 I always been for free love. 249 00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,130 Can you feel the karma? 250 00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:00,850 Uh-huh. 251 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,250 It's far out. 252 00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:07,730 I can feel it. 253 00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:34,020 Do you have anything to eat? 254 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,640 Huh? 255 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,720 The coconut shreds on the plate over there. 256 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,480 Hey, did you go to that march yesterday? 257 00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,050 For what? 258 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:01,690 Pesticides. 259 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,810 Save the pesticides. 260 00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:08,730 Save the pesticides. 261 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:10,850 Save the world. 262 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:16,310 You know, there's just so much work to do. 263 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:20,690 You know, people in the establishment, they just hate us. 264 00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:24,650 I don't want to be in hate, you know. I want to be loved. 265 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,090 You know, like flowers and... 266 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:31,640 and peace and, you know, good karma. 267 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440 You know what I mean? 268 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,600 Hey, you know, we could make good karma. 269 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:50,240 Let's make... Oh, wow, this is great. 270 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,720 This is so intense. 271 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,680 Let's just make good karma. 272 00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:15,530 What are you doing? 273 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:19,490 Huh? Don't choke me. Oh, I'm not going to choke you. 274 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:20,890 It's okay. 275 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:23,950 I'm just looking at you. My dick is melting. It is? 276 00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:25,810 Yeah. No, it's not. 277 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,170 Take it out and look. 278 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,340 Huge. It's great. 279 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,420 It's two inches. 280 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:38,880 Hey, where are you going? Don't freak out. 281 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:43,540 Tom. Mother? 282 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,480 It's beautiful. 283 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,260 Everything's beautiful. 284 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,760 Look at the colors. 285 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,600 It's not awful. 286 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:15,930 I gotta breathe. 287 00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:17,430 I gotta breathe. 288 00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:21,810 It's huge. 289 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,930 I gotta breathe. 290 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,680 Oh. 291 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,190 Yeah. 292 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:40,050 Oh. 293 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,720 Jesus. Jesus. 294 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:03,220 Yes. 295 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,480 You goddamn Yankee son of a bitch! 296 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:39,980 Now you listen to me. 297 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,740 I don't want no trouble. 298 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,600 I got separated from my battalion. 299 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,220 I haven't slept in three days. 300 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:50,320 I came into this barn, I saw that bed, and I fell asleep. 301 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,880 Now, it won't mean any trouble for me to use that sword on you. 302 00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:57,580 If you're going to make a fuss and get me caught. 303 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,840 Help me! 304 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,680 Help me! 305 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,420 Look, I ain't going to fool with you. 306 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,920 Do you understand me? 307 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,980 You're just a little girl. 308 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,940 I am not. 309 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280 I'm a woman. 310 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,300 I'm 18 years old. 311 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:48,640 A little girl in woman's clothes. 312 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,700 I'm more woman than you'll ever see in your whole life. 313 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,080 Yeah? 314 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,420 Well, I'm glad to hear that. 315 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,740 Because you know how long it's been since I've had a woman. 316 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,380 You can only run so far in this bed, and I'll get you. 317 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,940 You don't even look like no southern belle. 318 00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,140 My mama was black. 319 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,700 Where's your mama now? 320 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,580 There's no one left but me. 321 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,700 Don't matter. 322 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,260 We're gonna do what we're gonna do. 323 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,980 Then I'm gonna leave. 324 00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:11,490 Open your mouth. 325 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:27,050 You don't know what it's like not having a woman. 326 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:35,910 Open your mouth. 327 00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:14,320 I wonder if you don't want me to. 328 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,580 How long has it been so long since you've been with a woman? 329 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,740 Honey, it has been too fucking long. 330 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,860 Damn long. 331 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,200 We don't know what it's like. 332 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,880 I know what it's like. 333 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:00,330 I want you to do something for me. 334 00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:06,690 Oh, God. 335 00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:08,690 Oh, yeah. 336 00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:10,970 Just put it in your mouth. 337 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:12,790 That's good. 338 00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:14,170 Suck on it. 339 00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:15,870 Suck on it good. 340 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:17,490 Oh, yeah. 341 00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:22,830 Oh, easy, easy. 342 00:43:24,010 --> 00:43:25,050 Oh, that's good. 343 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:28,840 You like that, huh? 344 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,760 I want 345 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:39,500 to 346 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,500 see that glass. 347 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,200 Oh, sure, do me. 348 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:48,740 Oh, 349 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,000 that's nice. 350 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,460 Want me to fuck you? 351 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,280 Fuck you now. Oh, I want you to fuck me now. 352 00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:40,830 You liked it, don't you? Oh, yes, I like it. 353 00:44:43,110 --> 00:44:44,650 You like it. 354 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,280 You want to see me cum? 355 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,160 I'll show it to you. 356 00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:27,540 I'll show it to you good. 357 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,100 I'll get your wish. 358 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,680 Come here. 359 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:40,560 Long 360 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:48,740 may 361 00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:49,740 the revolution. 362 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,600 Hey, by the way, you were right. 363 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,180 You are more woman than I'll probably ever meet. 364 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,580 I bet she loves it down and dirty. 365 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,720 I beg your pardon? 366 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,080 Excuse me. I must have had a fog in my throat or something. 367 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,060 I know her type. 368 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,480 I bet she loves whips. 369 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,380 I heard that. 370 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:24,880 You... You... You miserable cad! 371 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:28,380 My dear, a simple hello, darling would do. 372 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,700 Listen, baby. 373 00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:34,680 Let's stop playing these games. I mean, I'll... I got your number. 374 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:38,870 You really turned me on. You know that. Come on. 375 00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:40,730 Little bitch. Just a touch. 376 00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:46,490 Not even if you were the last bet on earth would I share my padding with you. 377 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:51,470 Not even if you shined your posts with turtle oil and lubricated your springs 378 00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:53,650 would I share my padding with you. 379 00:47:54,050 --> 00:47:55,050 Ever. 380 00:47:55,690 --> 00:48:00,350 Well, that's what you say now, but later, later you'll give in. 381 00:48:01,110 --> 00:48:04,650 I wish you would have known, Rico. 382 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,540 Now, there was a man who had a way with women. 383 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,760 Definitely. Rico? 384 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:11,860 Who's Rico? 385 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,240 Rico. 386 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:15,580 Rico Rigo. 387 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,500 Only the toughest guy on the holy side of Chicago, that's all. 388 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,660 How tough was he? 389 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,040 You know, I'm glad you asked. 390 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,180 He was so tough that he gave Al Capone his first Tommy gun. 391 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,840 That's how tough he was. 392 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,200 It was after the war. 393 00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:39,290 WW1. Rico was looking to make a claim on some of the territories on the whole 394 00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:40,290 south side. 395 00:48:40,670 --> 00:48:41,670 Oh, yeah. 396 00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:44,690 Good old Rico. 397 00:49:58,490 --> 00:50:00,230 Yes. Maybe, yeah. Here we go. 398 00:50:01,030 --> 00:50:02,690 Oh, Rico! 399 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:04,070 Yeah, I know, I know. Say it. 400 00:50:04,590 --> 00:50:05,590 Say it. 401 00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:08,870 You know, why don't you read it to me one more time? 402 00:50:09,890 --> 00:50:11,070 Well, this time with feeling. 403 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,290 I want to hear the vowels. 404 00:50:15,010 --> 00:50:16,010 Okay. 405 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:18,890 A. 406 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,150 E. 407 00:50:20,970 --> 00:50:21,970 I. 408 00:50:22,730 --> 00:50:24,330 O. No, no, no. Baby. 409 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:27,540 You're sweet. 410 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,880 The headlines. 411 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,660 The headlines. Come on, give it to me. 412 00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:32,580 Oh, okay. 413 00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:39,800 Not since the days 414 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,660 of the... 415 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:50,380 James. James. 416 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,220 Okay. 417 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,440 James. 418 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,600 Gang... Has... Pro... Pro... 419 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,360 Prohibition. 420 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,420 Prohibition. Come on, sign it out. You can do better than that. Let's go. 421 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:16,500 Pro... Prohibition... Seen... 422 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:22,500 Such... A... No... 423 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,880 No... 424 00:51:25,879 --> 00:51:26,879 Notorious. Notorious. 425 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:29,520 Tell me something. What'd you do? Take your stupid pills this morning or what? 426 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,340 It's notorious. 427 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,660 Come on. Let me hear it. Give it to me. 428 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:37,860 Will he be stopped? 429 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,920 Ha! No way. 430 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:43,860 Will his reign on New Windy City be halted? 431 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:46,020 Them fucks. 432 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:48,180 I gotta tell you something. 433 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:49,820 You know what I'm gonna do? 434 00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:51,820 As soon as I buy up all the... 435 00:51:53,729 --> 00:51:57,670 politicians, judges, get all the booze in Canada, and we'll get you a nice 436 00:51:57,670 --> 00:51:58,790 present. You know what it's going to be? 437 00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:00,630 What? 438 00:52:00,850 --> 00:52:06,010 It's... Ah, you'll love it, whatever it is. Save me one for it. 439 00:52:06,310 --> 00:52:07,890 Oh, Rico. Yeah, I know. 440 00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:09,130 Save it, save it. 441 00:52:09,230 --> 00:52:11,730 I'll tell you what. Why don't you sing me a chorus? I love the way you sing. 442 00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:13,370 You're a good singer. 443 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:14,590 Come on, sing. 444 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,060 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. 445 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:27,120 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. 446 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,280 Oh, Rico. 447 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,740 Smelly, forget the rest of the song. 448 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:35,240 Why don't you tell Rico how much you love him? 449 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,280 Tell him how much you care for him. 450 00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:42,080 Tell him how he's moiter with the dames and his tasting clothes is impeccable. 451 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,700 Tell him. Why don't you tell him? 452 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,680 You know, Rico never forgets. 453 00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,980 Remember that. Rico always remembers. 454 00:52:50,890 --> 00:52:52,950 Rico, you're just so... Yeah, I know, I know. Save it. 455 00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:55,830 Why don't you sing me another song? 456 00:52:56,930 --> 00:52:58,190 What do you sing? Okay. 457 00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:07,690 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. 458 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:11,890 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. 459 00:53:13,950 --> 00:53:15,010 Oh, Rico. 460 00:53:16,650 --> 00:53:18,770 Pretty good. You know, I should teach you some Italian songs. 461 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:24,880 Oh, Rico! 462 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:26,700 Oh, 463 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:31,620 Rico! Rico, this is the commissioner. 464 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,520 You've got two minutes to come out with your hands up, or we'll come and get 465 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,520 after you. 466 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,680 Coppers, get under the pipe. 467 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,260 Oh, yeah. 468 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,180 Oh, yeah, this is Rico, you coppers! You never get... 469 00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:58,610 What are you doing here? 470 00:54:07,530 --> 00:54:08,530 Give it up. 471 00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:10,570 You'll never make it. What are you talking about? 472 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,950 Oh, yeah, hold it. 473 00:54:18,090 --> 00:54:19,090 How about ten bucks? 474 00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:21,029 That's you. 475 00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:22,630 It's for the parish, I'm sure. 476 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,640 They like that guy, huh? 477 00:55:08,490 --> 00:55:09,670 I got company here, you know. 478 00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:18,070 Oh, how you like 479 00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:23,550 my boy, huh? Look at those muscles. Oh, God, love him. 480 00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:26,970 Come on, give me a break, huh? 481 00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:31,790 Give it up, Rico, huh? Give it up. 482 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:36,670 Come on, look, a man's got to do what he's got to do. You know, what he's got 483 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:37,670 to do, he's... 484 00:55:38,299 --> 00:55:40,060 Gotta do. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. 485 00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:45,280 Look. Hey, look, look. 486 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:50,560 Why don't you go buy a hat? 487 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,200 Take 20 bucks, go buy a hat. 488 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,300 Look, take the old man to Florida. 489 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,560 of California. 490 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,190 You making the rotten booze. 491 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,810 Hey, now, wait a minute. I don't make no rotten booze. 492 00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:47,710 You'll break your mother's heart, you strones, you. 493 00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:52,350 It's embarrassing, you know. 494 00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:53,870 Hello. 495 00:56:55,850 --> 00:56:57,570 Look at the arms on that boy, huh? 496 00:56:57,910 --> 00:57:00,630 He could have been another bad rooster, but no. 497 00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:03,650 He ain't got a stake out for the bank, huh? 498 00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:06,050 Strones. 499 00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:07,390 Don't talk back. 500 00:57:07,510 --> 00:57:09,110 I want you to tell the policeman. 501 00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:11,170 You're sorry for what you did. 502 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:13,750 Go ahead. 503 00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:15,870 Come on. I can't do that. 504 00:57:16,170 --> 00:57:17,170 Why not? 505 00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:20,810 Because I'm Rico, see? Rico doesn't call nobody, see? 506 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:23,830 Bad breath. 507 00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:26,310 And you break your mother's heart, huh? 508 00:57:28,830 --> 00:57:31,470 You got $10. I took it careful. 509 00:57:33,290 --> 00:57:34,470 Yeah, it hurts. 510 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,100 And, uh, what about the tip? 511 00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:44,000 You want that cab driver pig on the cheapskate? 512 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,740 No, no, he's another ten bucks. 513 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,440 Thanks. You son of a gun. 514 01:03:40,790 --> 01:03:43,190 Tell them we're with you, brothers. It's nothing personal. 515 01:03:44,290 --> 01:03:46,450 I just couldn't stand the way the old man walked. 516 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,800 I'm going to go and stop, right? 517 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,180 Nobody gets Rico alive! 518 01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,040 Nobody! Not even Rico! 519 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,040 Okay, coppers. You want Rico? You got Rico. 520 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,120 That poor girl. 521 01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:51,440 Oh, that's beautiful. 522 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,680 It's not that beautiful. 523 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:05,850 You know, you're deep. 524 01:05:06,790 --> 01:05:12,510 I didn't know how deep you really were, but you're really deep. 525 01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:19,810 You don't mind if I move over just a touch, do you? 526 01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:23,790 No, not at all. My frame is your frame. 527 01:05:25,410 --> 01:05:31,090 It's just that without sheets, I sometimes get so cold. 528 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,840 Yeah, my baseboards sometimes get that way. 529 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,520 That's why I hate the rain. 530 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,500 Did I ever tell you about the time I fell in love with a twin size? 531 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:42,640 Yeah. 532 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,920 Oh. 533 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,280 How about the time I was in Philadelphia and met a Murphy mattress? 534 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,200 Yeah. 535 01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,940 Yeah. 536 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,540 Well, how about the time I was just in Philadelphia? 537 01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:56,040 No, I don't think you ever told me about that. 538 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,560 Oh, thank God. 539 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,560 It was in 1957. 540 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,380 I had just come back from London and I was looking for a home. 541 01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:05,000 I was hungry and I was wet. 542 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,420 Luckily, I found a flat in South Philly. 543 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:09,020 It was nice. 544 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,840 Not paradise, but it was nice. 545 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,760 So what do you think? 546 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,100 Makes me want to barf a roni, you know. 547 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,520 I knew you'd like it. 548 01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:33,440 So, what's so important that you had to bring me all the way here that you 549 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,680 couldn't tell me at my Aunt Roseanne's house? Oh, God, I hate you, Aunt 550 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,620 Roseanne. She's got a face like an elephant. Sick. 551 01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,540 Besides, she ain't cool. 552 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:42,700 She probably don't even listen to Top 40. 553 01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:45,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what do you want? 554 01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:47,180 I need your opinion. 555 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:48,920 On what? 556 01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:53,920 Why don't you come over here? 557 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:57,980 You know, sit down here. I can see you better. 558 01:06:58,810 --> 01:06:59,810 Talk to you, you know. 559 01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:01,390 Oh, yeah. 560 01:07:02,270 --> 01:07:03,650 Oh, yeah. You look good. 561 01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:05,010 Yeah. 562 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,470 My opinion on what? 563 01:07:08,270 --> 01:07:10,510 Why don't you take your sweater off? It's kind of hot in here, ain't it? 564 01:07:11,450 --> 01:07:12,450 Sheldon. Hey. 565 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,170 Name ain't Sheldon. 566 01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:15,848 It's Minnie. 567 01:07:15,850 --> 01:07:17,770 You see that? It's Minnie, okay? That's my name. 568 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,470 Since when? 569 01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:22,130 Since when? 570 01:07:22,550 --> 01:07:24,950 Since the Moondogs had an initiation, that's when. 571 01:07:27,150 --> 01:07:28,150 Come on, Shirley. 572 01:07:29,030 --> 01:07:30,290 Take off your sweater, huh? 573 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:31,550 What for? 574 01:07:32,230 --> 01:07:33,230 What for? 575 01:07:34,390 --> 01:07:35,530 For me, that's what for. 576 01:07:35,910 --> 01:07:37,130 Do it for me, okay? 577 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:41,970 It's like an oven in here, ain't it? 578 01:07:43,610 --> 01:07:46,230 Take the sweater off. Take the sweater off. 579 01:07:48,050 --> 01:07:49,050 Okay, 580 01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:50,650 Sheldon. 581 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,270 The sweater's off. 582 01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:53,910 Yeah, good. 583 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:55,750 Now, what do you want? 584 01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,320 Why don't you take your shoes off? 585 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:06,740 Sheldon, I swear to God, if you got anybody taking pictures of this, I 586 01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:10,200 swear... Let's not be taking pictures, look, all right? 587 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,580 I just want you to be more comfortable for what I got to tell you. 588 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,240 What are you going to tell me? 589 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,939 It's a secret, okay? But you got to take your shoes off first, okay? Come on. 590 01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:28,439 Sheldon, I swear to God. 591 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,120 Hey, it ain't Sheldon. What's the matter? You can't read? What does that 592 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,080 say? Minnie, right? That's my name, Minnie. 593 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,380 Yeah, like a mouse. 594 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:35,920 Hey, watch it. 595 01:08:43,340 --> 01:08:44,340 Okay. 596 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:48,080 Why don't you take your stockings off? I mean, might as well go for the gusto, 597 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,260 right? My stockings? 598 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:52,300 Yeah. 599 01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,939 Man, you are a nut. 600 01:08:57,899 --> 01:08:59,380 I swear to God. 601 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:04,140 First it's the sweater, now it's the stockings. 602 01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:06,479 Okay, Sheldon. 603 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,040 The stockings. 604 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,600 Okay, now, what do you want to tell me? 605 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:21,500 You see, because what I got to say is kind of important, and... 606 01:09:22,090 --> 01:09:27,290 I don't want you getting a heart attack and dying on me or nothing, so... Why 607 01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:28,290 don't you lie down here? 608 01:09:28,410 --> 01:09:29,328 Come on. 609 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:30,930 Why don't you just lie down? 610 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,430 Come on, like this. 611 01:09:34,109 --> 01:09:34,948 Come on. 612 01:09:34,950 --> 01:09:35,950 That's it. 613 01:09:36,109 --> 01:09:37,109 Lie down. 614 01:09:37,370 --> 01:09:38,370 There. 615 01:09:38,890 --> 01:09:39,890 That's it. 616 01:09:40,649 --> 01:09:42,050 There. Good. 617 01:09:42,430 --> 01:09:43,750 Yeah, it better be good. 618 01:09:45,590 --> 01:09:49,710 Sheldon, I swear to God, if anybody comes in now... 619 01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:52,810 I swear to God, I'm going to die. I swear to God. 620 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:55,370 Well, we're going to come in. Just relax, all right? 621 01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:59,130 What is it already? I am starting to get hives. 622 01:09:59,390 --> 01:10:02,010 All right, I'll scratch them for you, okay? Just close your eyes. 623 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:03,750 For what? 624 01:10:03,990 --> 01:10:05,290 Would you just close your eyes? 625 01:10:19,910 --> 01:10:20,910 Christ. 626 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,570 You are sick. 627 01:10:22,970 --> 01:10:25,430 A real pimento olive. 628 01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:27,450 I swear to God. 629 01:10:27,810 --> 01:10:29,370 Hey, watch it. Where's my shoes? 630 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:30,790 Where are you going, Shirley? 631 01:10:31,070 --> 01:10:32,070 My shoes? 632 01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:33,910 They're over there, but where are you going? 633 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:40,250 Sheldon, just what kind of girl do you think I am anyway? Just answer me that. 634 01:10:40,990 --> 01:10:42,710 I'm not that kind of girl, I swear. 635 01:10:43,210 --> 01:10:44,250 Give me my shoes. 636 01:10:44,810 --> 01:10:45,810 Shirley, where are you going? 637 01:10:46,370 --> 01:10:47,710 Give me my shoes. 638 01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:49,330 Where are you going? 639 01:10:49,690 --> 01:10:51,350 The West Indies. Give me my shoes. 640 01:10:51,690 --> 01:10:52,690 All right. All right. 641 01:11:00,050 --> 01:11:04,590 This mean you don't want to... No! 642 01:11:05,150 --> 01:11:06,990 No! Oh, shit. 643 01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:14,090 Sheldon, you are a nut. I swear to God. 644 01:11:15,550 --> 01:11:16,550 Where are you going? 645 01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:20,100 Get out of my way, I swear to God. Sheldon, where are you going? 646 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:25,180 Sheldon, I'm going to scream, I swear to God. No, no, no, don't do that. 647 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,980 I got something I want to give you. 648 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,180 Yeah, but you got to take shots for it too, right? No, you don't get to take 649 01:11:32,180 --> 01:11:33,180 shots for it. 650 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,280 You know I hate violence. 651 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:41,260 It's just that... Well, you know, I ain't known you that long, right? Like 652 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:42,380 what, maybe two weeks or something? 653 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,858 Yeah, so? 654 01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:44,860 Yeah, so... 655 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:53,780 You want to go steady or what? 656 01:11:57,060 --> 01:11:58,060 Oh! 657 01:11:58,380 --> 01:11:59,780 Oh, Sheldon! 658 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,120 Oh, it's beautiful! 659 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,700 Oh, Sheldon! 660 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,860 Oh! Oh, 661 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:11,360 wait till Rochelle finds out. She's going to die, I swear to God. 662 01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:15,920 Oh, I'd have got you wasted, but... 663 01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:18,700 I didn't know how to spell Shirley, you know? Forget it. I love it. 664 01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,380 Yeah? 665 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,680 Do you like it? 666 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:24,240 What are you, okay? I love it. 667 01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:26,220 Yeah? 668 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:27,500 Yeah. 669 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,980 Oh, yeah. 670 01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:37,480 Oh, yeah. 671 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:39,220 Oh, 672 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,600 yeah. 673 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:47,040 Come on. 674 01:12:47,460 --> 01:12:50,340 All that way? 675 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,980 Yeah. Yeah, get it off. 676 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:55,700 I'm sorry. 677 01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:00,740 Oh, 678 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:09,800 yeah. 679 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:13,960 I feel so good. 680 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:15,320 Yeah, it does. 681 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,900 Take care of him. 682 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,320 Oh, 683 01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:29,040 Sheldon. 684 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:32,840 Sheldon. Oh, Sheldon. 685 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,980 You want the big one? You want the big one? 686 01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,500 Yeah. Yeah. 687 01:14:15,980 --> 01:14:16,980 Yeah. 688 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:20,760 Yeah. 689 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,800 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 690 01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:28,060 Yeah. Yeah. 691 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000 Close, you know. 692 01:14:54,760 --> 01:15:00,520 Hold it for a second. We didn't change to doggy. 693 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,680 Oh, yeah. 694 01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:08,220 Oh, 695 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,620 Sheldon. Sure can't put it on. 696 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,920 Can I put it on him? 697 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 Yeah. 698 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,160 Here? Okay. 699 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:22,720 Oh, yeah. 700 01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:31,620 Oh, God. 701 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:33,140 Oh, sorry. 702 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:34,380 Oh, it's so beautiful. 703 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,160 Where's someone to do that? 704 01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:38,600 Oh, Jesus. 705 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,900 Oh, God. 706 01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:43,040 Can you eat the whole thing? 707 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,220 Huh? Oh, 708 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,000 yeah, suck it. 709 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,239 Oh, God. 710 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,880 Oh, God. Fuck it. 711 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:52,780 Oh, son. 712 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Oh, God. 713 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,820 Eat the whole thing, shall we? 714 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,080 Come on. 715 01:16:01,060 --> 01:16:04,980 Oh, God. 716 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,580 Oh, God. 717 01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:10,460 I'm getting close. 718 01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:14,560 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. I'm getting close. Wait, wait, wait. 719 01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,779 Come here, come here. 720 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:17,400 No, no, no. Don't move. Don't move. 721 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:19,890 Come on. I want to see your rag. 722 01:16:21,070 --> 01:16:23,050 Look at your rag. Come on. 723 01:16:23,990 --> 01:16:30,950 I love it. 724 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,180 I get everything. 725 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:03,800 Wait, 726 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,500 wait, wait. 727 01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:09,380 I'm getting close. Go back. 728 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:10,680 Do it right. 729 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,260 Do it regular. 730 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,000 Open it up. 731 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:38,600 Shirley? I can't go to the phone no more. 732 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,940 I can't go to the phone no more. 733 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,680 I want to fuck you, Shirley. 734 01:17:43,980 --> 01:17:47,520 Oh, Shirley, I love you. 735 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,760 Oh, Sheldon, I love you, too. 736 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:54,280 Oh, Sheldon, stick it in me. 737 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,840 In you. 738 01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:00,120 Oh, dear. 739 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,180 Oh, God, you're such a good fuck, Shirley. 740 01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:14,710 I think I'm going to do it. 741 01:18:16,690 --> 01:18:17,690 I'm going to do it. 742 01:18:17,990 --> 01:18:19,030 Yeah, I'm going to do it. 743 01:18:19,490 --> 01:18:20,490 Sheldon, no, please. 744 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:21,570 I'm going to get pregnant. 745 01:18:21,950 --> 01:18:25,530 No. Do it in my mouth. Please, Sheldon. Do it in my mouth. 746 01:18:25,990 --> 01:18:27,750 Okay. In my mouth. 747 01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:29,470 Okay. 748 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:30,870 Okay. 749 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,550 Okay. Okay. 750 01:18:35,650 --> 01:18:36,650 Paul. 751 01:18:37,390 --> 01:18:38,318 Oh, yeah. 752 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:39,320 Oh, suck it. 753 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:40,440 Suck it. 754 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,140 Yeah, yeah, all the way. 755 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,760 Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, 756 01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:55,740 yeah. Oh, God. 757 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,420 Oh, shit. 758 01:18:57,740 --> 01:19:04,340 Oh, God. 759 01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,760 Yeah, like I said, I've been around. 760 01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:23,440 If there was something said, I've heard it. If there was something done, I've 761 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,440 seen it. 762 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:27,300 Yeah, man of the world, they call me. A real gulliver. 763 01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:30,780 You know, you're something. 764 01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:37,780 Yeah, well... No, no, no, no. I mean, you're really something. 765 01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:41,080 You don't have to overdo it. 766 01:19:41,980 --> 01:19:44,540 Well, maybe a little. 767 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:46,380 I mean... 768 01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:52,110 Just to think of all the places you've been and all the people you've seen. 769 01:19:52,450 --> 01:19:55,510 Ah, it's... Well, it's just amazing. 770 01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:59,530 Yeah, well, it's nothing to bust a gut about. 771 01:19:59,950 --> 01:20:01,850 You're really something. 772 01:20:03,110 --> 01:20:05,410 Such strong posts. 773 01:20:06,970 --> 01:20:08,190 Hey, what are you doing? 774 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:12,890 Oh, your springs are so hard. 775 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:14,770 Oh, oh. 776 01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:16,660 And what a frame. 777 01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:19,440 So, so sturdy. 778 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,400 Lower. A little lower. 779 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:24,560 I just can't take it anymore. 780 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:26,320 Hold me or I'll bust. 781 01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:28,240 I thought you'd never ask. 782 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:29,480 Hold me. 783 01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:31,300 I don't think it's safe, baby. 784 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:49,250 Sleep. Good night. 785 01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:51,930 Oh, don't go yet. 786 01:20:52,530 --> 01:20:53,630 Come on. 787 01:20:54,190 --> 01:20:55,850 Stay up a little longer. 788 01:20:56,690 --> 01:20:58,270 Please? For what? 789 01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:02,310 Cookies and milk? Give me a break. I had a long day. Good night. 790 01:21:03,010 --> 01:21:04,010 Good night. 791 01:21:05,690 --> 01:21:06,690 Whoops. 792 01:21:07,710 --> 01:21:13,670 Well, maybe I'll stay up just a little longer. 793 01:21:21,620 --> 01:21:28,220 I'm going to show you things you've never seen Take you on a trip 794 01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:33,980 beyond your dreams Around the world and back in 80 ways 795 01:21:33,980 --> 01:21:40,760 And if you'll come, you'll be amazed Seems to 796 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,720 me I've heard that line before 797 01:21:44,430 --> 01:21:47,350 I think I know where you're headed for. 798 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:52,150 First do them lights and pour the wine. 799 01:21:52,530 --> 01:21:57,870 And when I wake, I'll find that I'm between 800 01:21:57,870 --> 01:22:00,750 the sheets. 801 01:22:01,390 --> 01:22:07,570 How sweet it is when a touch leads to a kiss. 802 01:22:08,270 --> 01:22:12,050 And a kiss becomes a night. 803 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:16,070 And soon there's nothing you won't try. 804 01:22:16,630 --> 01:22:20,670 Between the sheets, the heat is on. 805 01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:27,650 And long before the morning comes, under the covers, we 806 01:22:27,650 --> 01:22:33,850 lovers learn all about each other when we meet. Between the sheets, 807 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:40,390 between the sheets, the truth you find, it's where you'll meet. 808 01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:48,660 You'll see the pros begin The losers and the winners When you cry